|I need a home.|
There is a huge fire consuming our White Mountains in northeastern Arizona. Many of the small towns are being evacuated. So far only 4 cabins have been destroyed with many others in danger. I don't know where all the critters who live in the White Mountains will now live, this includes the elusive beast, Bigfoot. The White Mountains have had numerous sightings of the hairy beast for many years and even today. Perhaps Bigfoot can seek refuge with their cousins in Flagstaff. If you know anyone with an extra room and would like to take in a Bigfoot until he can relocate, it would be greatly appreciated. He may be a bit messy but is very strong and would be helpful with many chores around the house. You may have to watch your plants, floors, ceilings and walls, but it is a small price to pay to enjoy the company of a Bigfoot.
I joke about Bigfoot but watching the fire destroy my state is very sad. I have all my fellow Zonies in my thoughts and prayers.