Friday, September 16, 2011

Attention Zombies!!!


Attention all you flesh-eating rotting ass zombies.  There is a job fair looking for a few "bad" zombies to employ at The 13th Floor Haunted House in Phoenix.  This is your chance to quit being a drain on society spending your days eating other's brains.  Time to get off your lazy ass carcases and make something of yourself.  Click here for more details.

8 comments:

  1. Would be nice to chomp on a few brains.

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  2. It's good someone is hiring zombies. The job crisis in the zombie community has really gotten out of control.

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  3. Oh, they're looking for 'bad' zombies? Too bad... I'm a good one!

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  4. I'd check it out, but the commute would be horrific.

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  5. Angry Lurker--yes, it would be nice to eat some brains and get paid for it.

    Jessica--I agree. There are too many zombies running amuck. It is about time someone hires them.

    Bubba--that is up for debate...hahaha!

    MM--It will be worth it for the free lunches alone. They will be serving up various types of humans.

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  6. You know, Stella and Liz would never do this. Although, I think Liz always wanted to be a model. I told a friend about it. She's actually helped on the making of zombie movies. Very cool.

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  7. Sis--I thought this sounded like fun. When do you ever see job requests for zombies? Haha, Stella is a homebody but Liz should consider it. She won't be spending all her time drinking bloody Marys and partying with the zombie dudes.

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  8. Well its about time jobs started opening up for them. It's kind of sad seeing zombies wandering the streets, chomping on brains for free. They have so much potential.

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