His name was Gordon Shumway, born on October 28, 1756, and stands around 3 feet tall. He doesn’t look like your typical person because he is not human. His body is covered with burnt orange hair or fur, and his face has a long snout with moles. His heart is located in his head and he has eight stomachs with an appetite for cats. His home planet is Melmac which is many light years away from Earth. He grew up on the Lower East Side of the planet and hung with his girlfriend, Rhonda, and best friend, Skip. He managed to graduate high school after 122 years and participated in sports such as Bouillabaisseball where he was the captain of his team. Then one day, Gordon’s life completely changed forever. While flying around the galaxies looking for lint, gravel, and foam, which are precious commodities for Melmacian survival, Gordon followed an amateur radio signal which leads him to Earth. He ends up crash landing in a suburban neighborhood and right into the Tanner famil